Quick: without the assistance of Google, think of as many dog tricks as you can.  What did you come up with?  You probably thought of sit, stay, down, give paw, roll over, come, and heel. If you jumped right to play violin, discuss the differences between Hobbes and Locke, or craft a salad of warm greens [...]

There are some things that you simply don’t criticize.   These include:

A child’s musical performance;
Israel;
Your partner’s penis;
Betty White; [1]
Pandas;
And Breastfeeding.

Today we break all of the rules.   Nothing is above reproach.

According to the Center for Statistics I Pulled out of My Ass, 87% of musicians below age 12 sound marginally better than dental equipment.

Furthermore, I will boldly assert [...]

I will expand your little mind, Emily.

Before I had kids, I had no idea how important toys are.   Sure, toys played a major role in my single years, when the toy in my “special drawer” served as social life, therapist, and home gym.   Important as they were, the contents of my “special drawer” were only [...]